I have a massive crush.
Why are you all the way at the other end of the platform hot guy? I’m not stalking you, just admiring you from afar via that little tv screen. If only the train wasn’t coming I could walk up and say hi. At least you seem to be smiling at me. So dreamy.
Well, well, well. That is one hot little number on the screen, isn’t it? Alas, our Blurry Crusher was allll the way at the other end of the platform. Next time, might I suggest making a run for it?
OMG! Four super HOT firemen? I think I may loose consciouness. Dear God: Please let me burst into flames this minute! Should I jump into traffic? Oh i dont know! Anything to get these hunks’ attention.
Extra props to this Blurry Crusher for the use of the term “hunk.” I hope it’s back for good! On the subject of hot civil servants - stay safe, but go get ‘em!
I LOVE you sexy bald tourist. Do you think i could sit on your lap and tell you what I want for Christmas?
Who can concentrate on holiday shopping when you’ve got a Blurry Crush? Ok, Anonymous — next time I want you to go for it and offer to show that tourist around town.
hey broad shouldered guy at chipotle. i’m usually not this forward but…i’d really like you to hold me in your arms; maybe a piggy back ride? just for a few minutes.
These are attainable requests, Anonymous Crusher! Next time, take your gorgeous self over there and ask this headphone-wearing cutie if he’d like some company at the counter, or perhaps offer him some hot sauce… Casual dining dreams.
Hi there! Is this seat taken? What are you reading? Need help folding your boxers? So many questions…so little courage. I’ll have to settle for this hurried snapshot I fumbled to capture on my way out—laundry-filled granny cart in tow.
Thank you for this submission, Crusher!! Who among us has not lusted over a hottie at the laundromat? Perhaps next time you’re stuck at the ‘mat, you two can bond over the lack of dryers or fold a load of delicates together. There’s room in that granny cart for some extra boxers, no?
Ok, so you can kind of see him in the mirror. White T, hot new haircut … beautiful…
I think I saw him checking me out last week (finally). Might be time to step up the gym clothes.
Thrasher’s Skater of The Year party. Fifty guys to every girl. There’s one atop the half pipe in a hat who stood out amongst them all. Won’t cha come down and talk to me?
Skater Danger. SO hot, yet so elusive. I do however have faith you, Crusher! Go get em, girl! I’d like to send a request & dedication to this Anonymous West Coast Blurry Crush Submitter. This one’s for you.
This adorable bartender (blurry blob on the right there) works at my local spot. He’s not giving up the free drinks, so I’m starting to get frustrated…. But when I asked how his night was going last night, he told me that the place was full of young people who don’t know how to drink. WELL heck, I know how to drink! Cha ching! Come on, sexy man, pour me another one…
Sounds like you’re making some progress, Anonymous Crusher! Keep it up and before you know it maybe you’ll be getting more than free drinks…
You know you’ve done it…. snapped a pic of that hot guy or pretty lady that you’ve been crushing on. We are so here for you & we always keep it anonymous. Send ‘em in. ‘Tis the season! I want to see some holiday travel crushes, folks!
Hit us up at: blurrypicturesofmycrush@gmail.com
I like (establishment name removed) because business men hang out there and I’d like to think that one day I will date one. They seem so stable and I feel like I’d add a lot of flavor to their lives. I’ll take any guy at this table to test my theory.
Thank you Anonymous West Coast Crusher! Time to ask one of those professionals for a light… or perhaps offer to work some overtime ;)
