I have a massive crush.
This adorable bartender (blurry blob on the right there) works at my local spot. He’s not giving up the free drinks, so I’m starting to get frustrated…. But when I asked how his night was going last night, he told me that the place was full of young people who don’t know how to drink. WELL heck, I know how to drink! Cha ching! Come on, sexy man, pour me another one…
Sounds like you’re making some progress, Anonymous Crusher! Keep it up and before you know it maybe you’ll be getting more than free drinks…
