I have a massive crush.
hey broad shouldered guy at chipotle. i’m usually not this forward but…i’d really like you to hold me in your arms; maybe a piggy back ride? just for a few minutes.
These are attainable requests, Anonymous Crusher! Next time, take your gorgeous self over there and ask this headphone-wearing cutie if he’d like some company at the counter, or perhaps offer him some hot sauce… Casual dining dreams.
