I have a massive crush.
Why are you all the way at the other end of the platform hot guy? I’m not stalking you, just admiring you from afar via that little tv screen. If only the train wasn’t coming I could walk up and say hi. At least you seem to be smiling at me. So dreamy.
Well, well, well. That is one hot little number on the screen, isn’t it? Alas, our Blurry Crusher was allll the way at the other end of the platform. Next time, might I suggest making a run for it?
